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    Saturday, October 20th, 2007
    7:44 pm
    New Model
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    Current Mood: chipper
    Sunday, October 14th, 2007
    7:52 pm
    a must if u find ur self in NY and luv blues and bbq
    Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
    12:43 am
    Monday, September 24th, 2007
    3:36 pm

    Your home is a

    Philanthropic Gamer's Mansion

    Your kitchen is stocked with chips, dips, and assorted caffeinated beverages. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom has blankets printed with images of Mario and Link. Your study includes unread copies of various gamer magazines, each purchased for the free demo CDs. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

    Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

    And, you have a pet -- a koopa named "Shelly".

    Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

    Find YOUR Dream Home!
    Sunday, September 16th, 2007
    2:45 pm
    lol look what my gf sent me
    Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
    "Copyright 1998 W. Bruce Cameron"

    Rule One:
    If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

    Rule Two:
    You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

    Rule Three:
    I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

    Rule Four:
    I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

    Rule Five:
    It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

    Rule Six:
    I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

    Rule Seven:
    As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

    Rule Eight:
    The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

    Rule Nine:
    Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

    Rule Ten:
    Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
    Thursday, September 13th, 2007
    1:12 am
    Tuesday, August 7th, 2007
    12:21 am
    Q. Can you cook?

    Q. What was your dream growing up?

    Q. What talent do you wish you had?

    Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?

    Q. Favorite vegetable?

    Q. What was the last book you read?

    Q. What zodiac sign are you ?

    Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?

    Q. Worst Habit?

    Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

    Q. What is your favorite sport?

    Q. Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?

    Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

    Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

    Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:

    Q. Do you have any pets?

    Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

    Q. What was your first impression of me?

    Q. Do you think clowns are scary?

    Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

    Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

    Q. What color eyes do you have?

    Q. Ever been arrested?

    Q. Bottle or Draft?

    Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

    Q. Would you date me?

    Q. What's your favorite place to hang out?

    Q. Do you believe in ghosts?

    Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

    Q. Do you swear a lot?

    Q. Biggest pet peeve?

    Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

    Q. Middle Name?

    Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
    Saturday, August 4th, 2007
    12:14 am
    Thursday, August 2nd, 2007
    2:47 am
    Sunday, July 22nd, 2007
    1:46 pm
    Swiped from Muahahahaha! not telling :P
    1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
    2. What's something you MUST do before you die?
    find a cure for death
    3. Are you single?
    4. What's one thing you will not eat?
    my car
    5. What color is your underwear?
    6. When is the last time you went out of state?
    how about out of country and cross a couple states.... 2 weeks ago
    7. Who was your last received call?
    8. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
    9. Can you roll your tongue?
    10. Can you hula hoop?
    i think i still can?
    11. Have you ever crawled through a window?
    12. Was today better than yesterday?
    13. Do you talk to yourself?
    14. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
    15. Ever went tanning?
    not on purpose
    16. Earrings or necklaces?
    17. Do you party?
    some times
    18. Are you mad at anybody?
    actively..... no
    19. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
    20. What are you doing tonight?
    21. What time is it?
    22. Are you loud?
    some times
    23. What are you looking forward to?
    i don't know
    24. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
    giggidy giggidy gue
    25. Have you ever watched a little kids show?
    not by choice
    26. What's your zodiac sign?
    27. Are you wearing socks?
    28. What's your favorite smell?
    i don't have a sense of smell so none.
    29. Have you ever been on a roller coaster?
    30. What is the most expensive thing you have ever bought?
    my Education.... most expensive peace of paper ever.
    31. Do you care what others think about you?
    not a chance
    32. What do you do all the time in a car?
    33. Do you trust people easily?
    34. Do you follow college football?
    35. Favorite football team?
    36. Would you fuck the person who posted this b4 you?
    i would have to say yes but she doesn't know i got this from her, or does she?
    37. Do you have a favorite number?
    the winning lotto numbers
    38. Are you multitasking right now?
    39. Do you believe in karma?
    40. How was the weather today?
    good - i'll miss it once the winter comes :(

    First Reactions
    [Beer] Fest
    [Relationships] single
    [Purple] purples a fruit
    [Power Rangers] 80's shows r better
    [Weed] week
    [Steroids] useless
    [Cartoons] i miss Saturdays
    [The President] Moron but he helped raise our dollar :)
    [Tupperware] burrrrp!
    [Florida] mmm Warm
    [Santa Claus] Yeah Toys
    [Halloween] CANDY CANDY CANDY
    [Bon Jovi] 80's
    [Grammar] hove we met
    [Myspace] photos
    [Worst fear] being forgotten
    [Marriage] probably not
    [Paris Hilton] LOL
    [Patrick] Road House
    [Redheads] Hot as Hell
    [Blondes] ok
    [Pass the] buck
    [One night stand] again
    [Donald Trump] $$$$$$$$$$$$$
    [Neverland] Peter Pan
    [Pixie stix] They still around
    [Vanilla ice cream] Milkshake
    [Hooters] Land of plenty
    [High school] meh
    [Pajamas] don't own
    [Woods] Hiking
    [Wet Socks] Water I Hope?
    [Computer] working :)
    [Love] lies
    Friday, July 13th, 2007
    1:56 pm

    Jihad and Amal are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Shady, on February 12, 1973.
    Unfortunately, Shady is a genius baby.
    Jihad and Amal are confused. So very confused..
    What Did Your Birth Announcement Say? at

    Monday, June 18th, 2007
    10:23 pm
    Saturday, June 16th, 2007
    12:44 am

    My pirate name is:

    Dread Pirate Bonney

    Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

    Get your own pirate name from
    part of the network
    Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
    5:29 pm
    Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007
    1:03 pm
    photoshop + talent = magic
    Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007
    10:53 pm
    distant heat
    Held Annually in the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan on of the largest music festivals. Now i truly wish I were home.

    Distant Heat is a groundbreaking event unlike anything Jordan has ever experienced before. Catering to a market that was previously void of such entertainment, Distant Heat continues to grow in popularity and importance to Jordan, both as an attraction for tourism and as a means of promoting the country via pop culture that targets a young and trendy audience. It has opened doors for many organizations and has allowed Jordan’s talent to shine. Distant Heat has provided fabulous exposure for Jordan and is a means of showcasing the country as a peaceful, thriving region in the Middle East.

    Now a much anticipated annual event, we are currently planning Distant Heat 2007, Voyage into Rum. It is a concert, dance festival that takes place in the desert of Wadi Rum, a most unique venue for a party of this kind. Some may be familiar with the rave parties that are held on the Spanish Island of Ibiza. We are promoting a similar scene with the backdrop of the magnificent Jordanian desert. In addition, the event continues the next day with a schedule of beach/pool party in Aqaba, making it the first festival of its kind in the region.

    Current Mood: cheerful
    Monday, May 14th, 2007
    2:59 pm
    Friday, May 4th, 2007
    12:36 am
    Tuesday, May 1st, 2007
    11:00 pm
    Monday, March 19th, 2007
    10:47 pm
    omg the song owns u
    i can't get the song out of my head.

    the animation this song is used for is freaking hilarious.
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